Media Has Grammar Laws. Gee Why?

In media the copy editor is the highest paid office position. Some writers start out at $30,000 and progress to copy editor at $50,000. A copy editor is a grammar cop. That’s why some stories are pure PMS about a bad date we’d all say ‘why?’ in the first place. Why this piece instead of my African press release? Gee why? It’s not about the ‘meta’.